I’m in the living room and I could hear my mom on the phone down in the basement trying to fix something in the vent. So naturally I went over to the vent and went "OOOoooOOOHHHhhhh DeBORaHH!!!!! ThhIIISSSsss Issss YouRR CONSCIENCEEEEE!!!! ConFEsSS TO thAT MURDER YooouUU CooMMiTtEEDDdd in 1983!!!!"
and all I heard back was
“I’m gonna have to call you back. My kids being a fucking idiot again.”
kristen stewart is still my fave celeb tho outta everyone
I’ve made so many text posts today cause i’ve had two cups of tea.
So my boyfriend did this asian experiment thing
he was asked how Asian men look so good getting out of the shower
sweet baby jesus