(Source: wonderyearsams, via rlckrolled)

tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

(Source: digg, via coloredmondays)

Timestamp: 1406872483

tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

(Source: digg, via coloredmondays)

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

Timestamp: 1404682406

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

(Source: crossbeams, via halfstoned)

angry90slesbian:

I’m in the living room and I could hear my mom on the phone down in the basement trying to fix something in the vent. So naturally I went over to the vent and went "OOOoooOOOHHHhhhh DeBORaHH!!!!! ThhIIISSSsss Issss YouRR CONSCIENCEEEEE!!!! ConFEsSS TO thAT MURDER YooouUU CooMMiTtEEDDdd in 1983!!!!"

and all I heard back was

I’m gonna have to call you back. My kids being a fucking idiot again.”

(via rlckrolled)

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peetasbakedbuns:

kristen stewart is still my fave celeb tho outta everyone

peetasbakedbuns:

I’ve made so many text posts today cause i’ve had two cups of tea.

So my boyfriend did this asian experiment thing

samandirielswings:

berndor:

sstarfire99:

madame-uhvatar:

he was asked how Asian men look so good getting out of the shower

and well

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sweet baby jesus

magic

how

(Source: stevnrogrs, via reindance15)

lexfritter:

things-that-surround-us:

gryffindor-chick:

kikisreposervice:

awesomephilia:

Did he just rewrite history?

he rewrote history

And people say you can’t rewrite history.

I’m done

Good job, old sport.

(via screamingriotboy)

Timestamp: 1402030476

lexfritter:

things-that-surround-us:

gryffindor-chick:

kikisreposervice:

awesomephilia:

Did he just rewrite history?

he rewrote history

And people say you can’t rewrite history.

I’m done

Good job, old sport.

(via screamingriotboy)